Dear Car Gods,

Please stop hating me.

You don't have to love or even like me. A cool indifference would be fantastic. While I wouldn't say no to a car blessing, I would greatly appreciate if the car curses stop.

If you have to curse someone (I have those days / weeks / months too) can you pick on someone a little richer or more famous?

Stale

adjective

Etymology:

Middle English, settled, clear (of ale), not fresh, from Anglo-French estale, probably from Middle Dutch stel old (of beer)

Date:

15th century

1 : tasteless or unpalatable from age (stale bread)

2 : tedious from familiarity (a stale routine)

3 : impaired in legal force or effect by reason of being allowed to rest without timely use, action, or demand (a stale affidavit) (a stale debt)

4 : impaired in vigor or effectiveness

What if we lived in a world where ....

... the color of grass was purple?
... goldfish crackers were real fish?
... we were scared of puppies and had giant alligators for pets instead?

Who doesn't like laughing?

I've neglected this poor blog for so long and all I really have to say is:

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Best. Book. Ever.