What the hell?

I was watching office space again last night, and I realized just how incredibly great a red swingline stapler is...

...then I found out they don't even make a red swingline stapler, and my world came crashing down around me.

...

the stress and exhaustion of Winter
calmed by the rejuvational Summer.

long days at Work.
lazy afternoons at the Beach.
the exhaustion of the Heat.
the wildness of the Night.

it's only a portion of the Calendar
but its Happiness.

Why bother about...

...erasible pens?
...mini soda cans?
...combined peanut butter and jelly?
...movies with the olsen twins?
...public television?
...celebrity crushes?
...toyota scions?
...debates over religion?
...obsessing over weight?
...people who don't care?
...mustard?
...water shoes?
...thong bikinis?
...green ketchup?
...goldfish?